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MERCH

Buy Danielleology MERCH to show your pride to the No. 1 religion in the world! Coming Soon: T-shirts, mugs, hats, Bracelets WWDD? (What would Danielle Do?)

DANIELLEOLOGY EVENTS

Margarita Mondays – An in-person event every MONDAY where Danielleologists can mingle and drink margaritas! Location TBD. Taco Tuesdays – An in-person event every TUESDAY where Danielleologists can mingle and eat tacos! Location TBD. Scream Therapy Thursdays – Every THURSDAY we get together and scream in a safe place and walk around that place and scream as a …

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PEACE FORCE

Unlike the government’s sorry excuse for an organization, the PEACE Force actually cares about its civilians – and works to maintain peace. One of the Danielleology Peace Force activities is to give tickets to the meter maids.  These tickets will say things like “instead of giving out parking tickets – help the homelesss.” And basically, …

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THE HUSBANDRY

The Husbandry is the male gender sect of Danielleologists that are married to a fellow Danielleologist. The females in Danielleology are permitted to have more than one husband. However, the males are only permitted to have one wife. In the Husbandry, the wife is called the Queen and make all of the decisions amongst the …

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WHO ARE THE DANIELLEOLOGISTS?

The Danielleologists are the followers of Danielleology. Also known as “minions” or “disciples”. Besides being followers of Danielleology and students of Danielle-etics, part of the Danielleologist’s plight is worshipping Danielle TV. One of our sayings is “everyone is a Danielleologist, they just might not know it yet!”